your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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