You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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