NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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