Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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