im drinking this country out of the recession.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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