Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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