I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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