No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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