who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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