he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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