So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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