Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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