I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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