The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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