I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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