you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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