ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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