Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
