Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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