i think i scared a bird with my dick
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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