I'm lost and stupid without you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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