I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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