is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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