It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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