Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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