; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
how does that bad decision feel?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
