paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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