Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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