Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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