i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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