Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
