Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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