he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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