i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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