so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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