I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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