i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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