Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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