we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
dude. I can hear the air.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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