is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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