Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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