WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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