My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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