The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So many bounce houses so little time
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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