..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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