I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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