He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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