your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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