I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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