how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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